me: i'll do it at 7PM

time: 7:02PM

me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

Friend: You've never heard that song before?

Me: No.

Friend: What, have you been living under a rock?

Me: Punk Rock

All Time Low: We're recording a new album

All Time Low: It will be more SWIR based

All Time Low: We're playing Warped tour again

Jack Barakat: I'm Bringing the Skunk Hair Back

All Time Low: Jack and Alex are going to be on Punk'd

All Time Low: We're all going to wear suits, blow up your ovaries and go to Colussy's wedding

All Time Low: The Reckless and The Brave (beautiful fucking artwork)

Hopeless: The Reckless and The Brave is a new All Time Low Single

All Time Low: 'Long live, the Reckless and The Brave, I don't think I want to be Saved, my song has not been sung, So Long Live Us.' (beautiful fucking lyrics)

All Time Low: Wait 3 days, 22 hours and a gazillion minutes.

Fanbase: ASDFBGHJKL, YOU PERFECT MOTHER FUCKERS, I LOVE YOU!1111 Give em the single naow! I love you. Help me.

Fanbase: I don't want to wait

Fanbase: Omg, I'm too impatient, Friday come at me.

Jack Barakat: Yep..I agreed to post a video of myself doing the Macarena if I trended worldwide. And there is it. Fuck My Life

Fanbase: omg!!! troll! Haha! do it now!

Fanbase: But seriously, Friday Hurry the Fuck Up!

Fanbase: ...

Fanbase: Is the Macarena video or Friday or the new album here yet? No? *goes back to hiding in caves*